The Cheap And Probably Drunk Wine Lady

As the administrator / moderator of the Jerseys website, I get some great emails here and there.  I often wonder how drunk they are when they are submitting comments.

At 10:30pm I received this email:  Questions / Comments: Do you have discounts on wine during your Happy Hours? If not, I wont\’ be there.

Really, if we don’t have a deal on what you drink you just simply won’t come down.  I wonder if she thinks if we didn’t have a deal, because she made the threat that I would give her a special deal?

I almost didn’t even respond, but then I thought about it.  I took her email, added it to the facebook search tool and found out who it was that wrote it.  The best part is she lives in New Ulm.  Why and the hell would a happy hour in Inver Grove Heights have any interest to this lady?  At least I will recognize her when she does come in.  Don’t worry, If I see her, I’m gonna be all over it.

You all think I’m a bad speller, look the way she spelled wont\’

She must have had a few bottles of wine before sending this one.

  • Beaulieuajb

    She’ll prob come in during the 3 hour time span when we don’t have happy hour throughout the entire day and demand that she gets a deal then too! LOL!